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Please Put The Talk
Back In The Box

Chromeo

Girls and Boys @ Spirit

June 10th 2004

By Craig Cook


Prior to the Girls & Boys event at Spirit on June 10th 2004, I had heard mixed reviews for Brooklyn based Chromeo. Everything from I absolutely adore this band to I absolutely abhor this band was conveyed, though the comment most offered was “either your going to love them or your going to hate them, there is no middle ground.” With this in mind, I tried to go into the show with a clean palate and let the music speak for itself. It did not help matters much when I showed up to the event to find an abysmally sparse crowd scattered throughout the huge venue. The superclub has a total capacity over 2,500, so while at a club like Opaline or Don Hills, 4-500 people would totally pack out the joint, at Spirit, it was simply disappointing.


I was mildly amused when the two wizards behind Chromeo, Pee Thugg and Dave 1, charged the stage with all the glitz and glamour of a geeky hipster boy-band; 1 flush with white undershirt as outerwear and jeans, and P. sporting a white satin suit that Hugh Hefner would be proud to wear. As they launched into their set, disco kick and tight melodic lines drew me in and I began to shake my ass. This is definitely music for moving, and the small crowd made up for their numbers with stomp and shuffle energy. By the third song however, Pee-Thugg’s incessant use of the talkbox began to wear thin. Frampton famous, the talk box utilizes compression drivers to force sounds via amplification into the mouth thru a long plastic tube. Once the sound reaches the mouth, one can manipulate the tone by shaping the vowels and consonants of normal speech. The overall affect is a distortion of the original sound (say a guitar or in Chromeo’s case keyboard) that produces an analog-y warp difficult to replicate with digital effects. Now that schools out, let me say one more thing about the talk box. It’s fucking annoying!

I’m a big fan of vocal distortion and manipulation. There are myriad digital and analog techniques borrowed from jazz, a cappella and electronica that have made it into the mainstream vocal range, from Rahzel’s beatbox to Justin Timberlake’s digitized drawl. The talkbox is a nice addition to the library of effects if used in moderation to achieve a specific purpose, but lead singer Pee seems to have built his entire vocal repertoire around the irritating little machine. After three or four songs, the mind numbing overuse detracted from the funky disco-dance groove that the band clearly worked hard to develop.


I’m done with my rant, lets take a look at some of the positive aspects of Chromeo…

1) Chromeo sounds like the 80’s- No they don’t do 80’s music, they devour 80’s dance culture and spit it back in your face. Remember that series of classic movies where multi-racial dance troupes kick it to oversized boom-boxes while wearing leg warmers? In my version, the token upper-class white chick would perfect her breakin’ to Chromeo.

2) When someone hands you an olive branch, make olive oil- Dave 1 is hiding horns under his skullcap and P-Thugg is a terrorist (that’s Jew and Arab for those not up on their blatant ethnic slurs), but these guys are best friends… Though P-Thug didn’t really dig Dave when they first met, they broke thru 60 years of segregation and misconception, and have been working together in the land of soymilk and honey beer, (Brooklyn) ever since. Israelis and Palestinians take note, Chromeo blows up the dance floor, not their neighbors.

3) Uber-geeks are cool
- What happens when you spend all your time fiddling with knobs, buttons and sliders in the studio? It transfers to the bedroom of course. All that practice makes the gals line up. When you drag yourself away from your studio/bedroom long enough time to show up at Tuesday night hotspot Happy Ending (Cityzen saw Dave 1 mingling with the hipsters at this sweet spot), you join the geek elite. I guess scrawny, scraggly and unshaven is the new “metrosexual.”

4) Morris Day and the Time are my idols too- It’s time for a revival my friends. If you have not seen Graffiti Bridge, Purple Rain and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, its time to take a break from your binge drinking to OD on funk. Seriously, it’s like these Chrome Romeos had purple for lunch and chucked up paisley all over the mixing console. Minneapolis lay dormant for years. After a long incubation, the virus started spreading…

So will you like Chromeo? My opinion is yes. I look forward to a good future for this burgeoning band, but would like to remind the guys that there are other effects packages in the sea. You’re not married to the talkbox, so why not fuck around a little? I hear that Sam Ash is pimping for this sweet little vocoder that will drop you down an octave and swallow your s’s and p’s. Why not take her out to
Happy Ending and finish your set with some spunk?