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Sweden Low Down & Dirty

The Hives -
Tyrannosaurus Hives (Universal/Interscope)
by Carlos FM

First A.C. Newman, now this. How are socialist-minded pinko nations beating us at our own game? Is Cuba next?! Wouldn’t that be something…

So the big question after the release of Veni Vedi Vicious was: Can this batch of irony-lathered Swedes survive the much-hyped garage revival that failed to ignite the mainstream, as well as the multi-million dollar payday from signing with the majors at Universal? Then came news the album was delayed due to touring and a desire to finish it when it was done. Next came the promises of a new sound informed by the Sex Pistols, The Detroit Cobras and Kraftwerk….but still distinctly The Hives? Suddenly we’re faced with the stupidest album title in ages and a bevy of new suits highlighted by Colonel Sanders’ bow-ties. Christ, when was the last time a band tried this hard to stack all odds against themselves? Picture the Stone Roses’ Second Coming minus the expectations and a fraction of the cocaine. Fuck it, this looks like failure on the grandest scale. Do you guys want me to hate you that badly? Isn’t that And You Will You Know Us By The Trail Of Mediocrity’s job? This long-winded Q-without-A is necessary, though, because despite all of the above, the bastards have really pulled one out.

Not only is Tyrannosaurus Hives not embarrassing, it’s possibly the ballsiest follow-up by the garage-revival pack. Eschewing all music industry “common sense” was the goal and here’s an A+ for execution and effort. It’s all here as promised. Cock-rock riffage, swagger by the gallons, and more of the intelligence they work hard to hide under a blanket of goofiness. If Veni kicked off a declaration of nuclear war, opener “Abra Cadaver” is the blast on impact, revisiting the beauty-in-selling-out themes of “Die, All Right!” with one of the finest homages to Raw Power since, well, Metallic KO. Howlin’ Pelle is already in fine form, still screaming while carrying a tune like few can. “Two Timing Touch and Broken Bones” shamelessly utilizes the R&B swagger of the Detroit Cobras, but doubles the speed and attitude. Right out of the gate the album feels like Veni, with its fast song-then-slow song (by Hives standards that is) sequencing dynamic, but has a production all its own. Tighter playing, and more focused arrangements have sharpened this band to Pixies levels of conciseness. “Walk Idiot, Walk” suddenly hits and the album begins to buckle. Sounding like AC/DC borrowing Who’s Next riffs at the tempo of “Hate to Say I Told You So,” over-calculation starts to seep in. Were the odds in fact too much? “No Pun Intended” sounds like a melodic B-side to “Outsmarted”. Sigh. They may have lost the fight.


Then comes “A Little More for Little You”. Channeling Buddy Holly through the more anthemic Clash tunes, here is a new sense of dynamic. Deceptively simple, just listen to the rhythmic interplay between guitarists Nicholaus Arson and Vigilante Carlstroem. Starting against the off-beat for the bouncy-shuffling verse, they switch over to the on-beat, pile-driving the chorus with a sing-along. Maybe it’s nothing new, but somehow it sounds energized and refreshed in their hands. This track also notes a shift in gears with the Kraftwerk talk finally making sense. Augmented by blips and synthy pops, the machine-like precision of this song manages to take those Germans’ mechanical nature and give it a shot of rock n’ roll adrenaline. From here on the album takes off into some unexpected places, with “Diabolic Scheme” being the highlight. Quiet tension erupts into a blues waltz with comic passion and melodramatic strings….yes, you read correctly, strings! This track is the more evolved companion to their past cover of Curtis Mayfield’s “Find Another Girl”. This time the irony, tragedy, and overall sexiness is thrown into overdrive. Sure it sounds like appropriation turned into disgusting parody but take this into account: if they were purely trying to co-opt they wouldn’t risk this level of foolishness, nor drive it home with such commitment. Silly perhaps, but damned if it doesn’t mean something to them. “B is for Brutus” may well be the heaviest song in their catalog. Not metal heavy. Think more the love child of the MC5 and SRC. And “Love in Plaster” could have their finest arrangements to date. Its ability to jar you back and forth has to be respected. Closing with “Dead Quote Olympics”, the Hives bow out in triumph at just over 30 minutes. A fine reminder of their punk roots, this ghost of the Sex Pistols is a huge kiss-off to a jackass who quotes dead thinkers of the past to the point of irrelevance. What right do these Swedes swindling American music history have to such snobbery?

You Dig? You’ll Dig…


The Clash
The Clash
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The Stooges
Raw Power
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The Detroit Cobras
Life, Love and Leaving
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Discography


Barely Legal (Gearhead, 1997)


Veni Vidi Vicious (Burning Heart, 2000)


Herein lies the album’s major dilemma. How can they get away with so many blatant nods to their influences? Simple. Just listen. Name another band that has their zeal for the goof, the energy in every second of song, precision at such speeds, and such cynical lyrics that shadow Elvis Costello with a G.E.D.-level command of the English language. The giant mistake many of their garage peers made was having such a reverence for their influences (or at least their influences’ photo-ops) that everything lacked personality. Why listen to the Von Bondies when The Gories and the MC5 did it with original conviction? Look, I started off wanting to be disappointed by this record. But each successive listen reveals another layer of craftsmanship that simply can’t be dismissed. Songwriting this smart is so rare not even the Colonel’s worst ties could choke it. Tyrannosaurus Hives may well be the Extra Crispy to Veni’ s original recipe. The exterior may seem like overkill at first, but not at the expense of the meaty bits.