“That would be a great band logo!”

“Totally! Like if the band were called the Sexy Scissors! And they played campy disco. Like Fischerspooner, or The Electric Six, but with an Elton John edge.”

“Or what about The Scissor Sisters?”

“Ooh, that’s even better, girl!”

“And the band should be all gay. Or at least look like they’re gay. Maybe one of the members could be a transvestite. Or at least a chick who looks like a transvestite.”

“And her name would be Ana Matronic. ‘Cause she’s like, kind of like, a fake person, get it?”

“We should totally start this band!”

“My name gets to be Jake Shears! ‘Cause like, Shears means scissors.”

“Oh man, metrosexual disco rock is so chic right now. This is gonna be huge!”

“Can any of us write songs?”

“I’m not sure. But I do have a drum machine.”

“I know a lot of Elton John songs I could rip off and water down.”

“And I listened to some of that Junior Senior album you lent me. It doesn’t sound that difficult.”

“And I think I know a chick who looks like a transvestite that would totally be into this.”

“Fierce! Do we have any more of that coke left?”