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It’s that time of year again when the mercury gets long and the skirts get short. As the sun makes up for this year’s dreary spring, the streets shimmer in the fierce heat and humidity, and the only oasis is the corner store’s A/C. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your opinion) not all of us have the luxury of hitting up the Hamptons. Luckily there is one place where the average prole can get his beach on, eat a corn dog, catch some fireworks, and hug his date close as they reach for the stars.

Coney Island, once one of the premier vacation spots on the East Coast and the forerunner to today’s Disneyland and other big amusement parks, is no doubt much reduced from its former glory. At the beginning of the 20th century, Steeplechase Park, Luna Park, and Dreamland dominated the shoreline, offering anyone with a few pennies the chance to be dazzled and amazed. With attractions like the Trip to the Moon, the Japanese Garden, the Steeplechase mechanical horse race, Fire and Flames (a staged building fire, with firemen rushing to the rescue), a simulated eruption of Mount Vesuvius, the Canals of Venice ride, and Bostock’s Circus, Coney Island was a cultural and technological wonder.

Today’s Coney still has rides by way of Astroland and Deno’s Wonder Wheel Park, and a stroll along the boardwalk shows a packed beach faced by concession stands and bars. There are go-carts, batting cages, minigolf, a unique Ferris wheel known as the Wonder Wheel, and a variety of other classic amusement park rides, all kissed by the breeze off of the seashore. And, of course, there’s always the world famous Cyclone. This tooth chattering, heart pounding New York landmark has been making people scream since 1927, and the fact that it’s still running is part of its scary charm. But Coney has more to offer besides the obvious. Whether you’re looking for wholesome fun with the in-laws or delicious decadence with that around-the-way girl, Coney’s got something for you.


The New York Aquarium is open year-round, and offers a peek into the world that lies just beyond the shoreline. With over 8,000 animals on display from oceans around the world, it’s easy to lose the day wandering past the tanks, marveling at the diversity and beauty of life on our planet. With daily demonstrations and feedings for the public’s enjoyment, events like the Aquanights jazz concert series, the Sea Monsters Weekend Halloween celebration, and educational programs for the whole family, the Aquarium is sure to delight anyone and everyone. Great as a date spot or for a family outing, it’s truly one of the gems of New York City.

Down Surf Avenue, just five minutes from the Aquarium and right in the midst of the amusement park action is the Coney Island Museum. Dedicated to the history and legacy of Coney, the Museum serves as an education and preservation center. It’s also available for tourist information and walking tours of the area. There are exhibits featuring relics from antique rides, art inspired by and dedicated to Coney Island, and other classic Coney memorabilia. A lecture series covers a variety of Coney-related topics, from the history of competitive eating to growing up in the neighborhood. In addition, the Museum hosts a Saturday night film series. Cheesy monster and B-movies are shown, often along with some kind of live entertainment, and free popcorn and punch is available to the attendees. I recently went to see Svengali, the 1931 John Barrymore film about a sinister hypnotist who gains control over a young woman, and a performance by Mr. Dead Guy, the ventriloquist with the heart of mold. For five dollars, I couldn’t have asked for a better time.

Just around the corner you’ll find Sideshows by the Seashore, which keeps alive the unique tradition of carnival sideshows. Performers like Insectavora, Eak the Geek, and Diamond Donny V astound audiences with fire-eating, sword swallowing, contortionism, illusions and other traditional sideshow acts. There’s even a Sideshow School, where you too can learn how to flabbergast your friends by walking on glass and nailing a spike into your face. Friday nights are dedicated to burlesque and vaudeville shows by some of the top performers around town, like The World Famous Pontani Sisters, Jo Boobs, The Bindlestiff Family Circus and The Bombshell Girls. As the Coney Island USA website puts it, “It’s fireworks after the fireworks.”

The Coney Island Film Festival, which runs from September 30th to October 2nd is held every fall and presents movies in all genres and formats. Described as “diverse” and “unpredictable”, the festival is sure to run surprising and hilarious films that you wouldn’t be able to catch otherwise. As Barry Strugatz, an independent filmmaker, commented, “The Coney Island Film Festival has everything that Cannes has, plus Nathan's hot dogs."


Bjork @ Keyspan Park- August 23, 2003

KeySpan Park, which opened in 2001, is the home of the minor league baseball team the Brooklyn Cyclones. Besides having games throughout the summer, KeySpan Park also hosts concerts and other events. Def Leppard and Bryan Adams performed there on Saturday the 9th, and the White Stripes have a show coming up in September. With views of the rides and the sea, KeySpan Park is unique among the city’s sports arenas.

A special treat on Friday nights during the summer is the fireworks display. Brought to you by Astroland, Deno’s Wonder Wheel Park, and KeySpan Park, the fireworks are shot off right in front of Astroland. Prime viewing space is on the boardwalk, and it’s really nice to hold your loved one close as the lights play overhead. The fireworks certainly add a touch of wonder to the evening, and it’s a great way to kick off a date. The display starts at 9:30 and runs throughout the summer.

Let’s not forget the Mermaid Parade, a self-styled “art parade” which pays homage to the Mardi Gras celebrations held there between 1903 and 1954. Founded in 1983, the bacchanal attracts participants from around the country sporting homemade costumes of mermaids, Neptunes, sea monsters, and other nautically themed creations. The procession also includes motorized floats, marching bands and antique cars. A King and Queen head up the parade each year, and past participants include David Byrne, Queen Latifah, Ron Kuby, Curtis Sliwa, Moby and Theo. The day is wrapped up with the Mermaid Parade Ball, where all the participants and spectators can mingle and get down to live music after a day of fun and frolic.


Lastly, the Siren Music Festival, coming this Saturday, July 16th, is an all day outdoor music festival that features some of the best indie/ underground bands around. Sponsored by the Village Voice, it’s the fifth year that the Siren Festival has brought music to the masses. Previous years have seen Trail of Dead, Sleater-Kinney, Guided By Voices, Peaches, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Dirtbombs, Modest Mouse, and Mission of Burma, and this year promises to be no less stellar. Not only will you see Spoon, Brendan Benson, VHS or Beta, Ambulance LTD and more, but the whole shebang is free. That’s right, free. You’ll only pay for that nasty sunburn you’ll get because you forgot the sunscreen.

Death Cab For Cutie @ Siren 2004
(Photo Shaune McDowell)

On a recent visit, someone described Coney Island to me as “seedy”. And it is, in its own charming, loopy way. The whole Coney Island experience is infused by the carnival atmosphere and a feeling of lost grandeur. The neighborhood suffered a downturn in recent decades, but has been bouncing back due to the city’s recent investments. As at least two development corporations have recently been scoping out the area, much of what is today’s Coney may disappear.

While there’s no argument that an influx of cash would do the neighborhood wonders, it would be a real pity if Coney Island became another generic corporate megamall ala Times Square. This outpost of classic American entertainment may not be around much longer, so do your best to get down to the boardwalk, play a little Shoot the Freak, catch a movie and maybe the fireworks, too. Coney Island is more than just sun, sand, and The Warriors.

If you want information on the Coney Island Museum, the Mermaid Parade, the Film Festival, or any other events, visit the Coney Island USA website at www.coneyisland.com. For more on the Siren Festival, go to www.villagevoice.com/siren, for the complete lineup, location, and show times. For more on the Aquarium, visit http://nyaquarium.com/nyahome and the Cyclones website is at www.brooklyncyclones.com. To reach Coney Island, take the D, Q, N or F subway lines to Stillwell Avenue.