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Kent Brockman:
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“…and
if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman
is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing
for items at a clearance sale.” |
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Marge: |
“That’s true…but he
shouldn’t say it.” |
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- The Simpsons,
“Hurricane Neddy” |
2005 was a record year for meteorologists, weather buffs,
major news organizations, and ministers preaching their fire
and brimstone apocalypse. There were records made that took
our breaths away:
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The busiest hurricane season in history, with 27 named storms,
14 hurricanes, and 7 major storms, (including 3 category fives),
4 of which hit the US. All five of these things are records.
• A
hurricane that reached the pressure of 882mb (Wilma), marking
the lowest ever (topping 1988’s Hurricane Gilbert).
On top of that, Rita and Katrina are also in the top 6
• Latest
Tropical Storm ever (Zeta – December 31-January 6, 2006).
• Costliest
single hurricane (Katrina - $80 billion+ beating Andrew’s
$26.5 billion) and costliest hurricane season ($107 billion+
beating last year’s $45 billion).
• Deadliest
Hurricane since 1928 (Katrina – 1200 so far..)
But, honestly, who
cares about records.
For those people in its path, the
record was one of devastation, misinformation, failures
to act, and glaring inadequacies. There is very little
funny about Katrina. I generally prefer to make jokes
about all of this, but, still, the only funny thing
about the situation is this guy ---->
Almost 1,500 dead is no joking
matter. A flooded parking lot filled with school buses
capable of getting people to safety isn’t funny.
A woefully unqualified joke of a governor, mayor, and
ex-Arabian-horse-watching FEMA head just leaves us with
a sad heart, a disconcerted feeling, and a little rage.
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But, as we all know, hindsight is 20/20. It is easy to know,
after living through the results, decisions that should have
been. It’s even simpler to point fingers and forget
the tragedy in front of us. What we should be doing is looking
at the school districts around the country that took students
from Louisiana’s parishes, providing displaced kids
and their families housing and a chance to keep their lives
going. We should look at the millions of dollars raised by
humanitarian aid organizations, donated by people like you
and me who just wanted to do something to help.
For me, someone who is without cable TV and can’t watch
the results live, I received my information from the internet,
and got the minute by minute updates (as well as that previous
picture) from the non-news website Fark.com. One thing that
touched me in particular is the countless number of Samaritan
Farkers that offered their homes to complete strangers who
just happened to be in the way of the storm. They didn’t
ask for anything in return, they just wanted to help a fellow
human in trouble, and they gave what they could.
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That, I think, is the
story of Katrina. It would be hilariously easy for me
to make FEMA jokes, or chastise both the local and national
governments for their outstanding and inexplicably awful
failure. But we can’t forget that, often times,
the best of human behavior is brought out by the worst
of situations. If we focus on the thousands of wrongs
while ignoring the billions of little rights, we are missing
out on our true nature, which, regardless of what anyone
tells us, is noble, industrious, and compassionate. |
And that, I think, is the main lesson to get from 2005. A
lot of things went wrong. But we can’t let that make
us forget about the million times more things that went right
and the lessons we all learned. A wiser man than me once said,
“Situations aren’t made good or bad by their outcome,
but by whether or not we learn by them.” Who am I kidding?
I made that up too.
Happy 2006. Let’s make it a good one. |